- biffin it a mcdicks
- being called a dipshit in front of my fam
- 24 hour car ride to the middle of nowhere
- partying at the park
- Harry Potter part 2
- new phone
- so much trollin
- gettin closer with Fay
- graduated FMT with my hommies
- Still havin the most super mega foxy awesome hot friends in the world ;)
- and just being totally awesome
highlights of 2011
Those times when you were playing hide and seek and you were the "it". You find your friends like
Meeting my favorite band member
- Me: Will you sign this?
- Them: Sure
- Them: Wait,what is that?
- Me: A marriage certificate
- Them: But.. I..
- Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
- Me: Why am I still single?
- Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
- Body: And you're fat lmao.
- Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
- Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
When my Asian friends get anything less than an "A."