Castles in the Air

You think you are funny, all that and more important than everyone else. News Flash you are not. Most people do not care what you think. Cause I know I don’t. I don’t give a damn about what you have to say, Unless it is what we have to learn about. Do you want to know why all the teachers hate you? It’s because you don’t really give a crap about what they say. Sitting in class is painful because I never really learn anything. You are always interrupting and it really pisses me off. Sometimes I really just want to punch you in the face. But I don’t because I don’t want to get into trouble. Know you are probably thinking this girl has issues. Yes I do have issues and some of those issues are you. Right now I really don’t care what you think… I never will care what you think, Unless you are one of my friends than I do care what you have to say about life, and what we have to learn. The next time you have to say something in class make sure that is part of what we are learning or are talking about at the time as a WHOLE class. You dun goof and I am sick of it.

 Have you ever use Eh at the end of your sentence?

Never have I used Eh.

Eh is not a word.

Yet you assume we use it!

What were you thinking when you met

That one Canadian who said Eh?

“They must all say that, those Canadians”

Some of us yes, all of us NO!

We never assume anything of you.

You think it once and no it is there forever.

Now Every Generation to come will live with the fact that they say Eh from the moment they take their first breath of air to their last Dyeing Breath.

Never have we thought that you all have southern accents.

The word Eh is the most unused word up here.

To think we use Eh all the time is to think we live in Igloos.

Have you ever said Canadians live in Igloos?

Never have I seen or lived in an Igloo.

Snow comes and goes.

Snow piles and melts.

Houses are needed in the summer,

Igloos will puddle and muddle.

For the fact that there are for seasons,

That is a big stopper on the fact we live in Igloos.

Wooden houses are needed,

For the fact that it reaches over 30°C/86°F

How could you have a two story Igloo?

It is highly impossible.

Have you ever said Canadians live in Igloos?

Have you ever used Eh at the end of a sentence?

They are both hyperboles,

Both, NOT TRUE!